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2. What does a frozen cowboy hope for in the winter?

The Yeethaw

3. What did one snowman say to the other?

Do you smell carrots?

4. What's blue and fucks old people?

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5. I once dated a woman with the same name as my mom.

I wasn't allowed to say her name during sex because it reminded her of my girlfriend.

6. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

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7. What do you call a group of musicians banging their knuckles on a table

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9. My former daughter-in-law just sent me a video of my granddaughter telling a dad joke

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